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Forgiving Those Who Can't Forgive Themselves

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Buddy [25 Sep 2008|11:03pm]

[ mood | frustrated ]

Today I forgive my cat Buddy for refusing to use the litter box.

Anybody want a cat?

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[16 Jun 2008|10:30am]

Today I forgive the microwave for burning my theater butter popcorn (the last pack in the cabinet) and making me break the door off. (God knows I have no anger management issues)
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The Government [22 May 2008|07:43pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Today I open up my heart to forgive the one and only United States Social Security Administration. I forgive them for giving me misleading information. I forgive them for delaying my appeal hearing even further. I forgive them for not understanding the importance of my meds and taking their time to deal with my case, even as I sit here descending into a pit of madness called Bipolar Disorder.

Fuck that shit - I hope they all die.

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sharpie marks [02 Nov 2007|10:39am]

TOday I forgive the jerkface at the store who told me that Magic Erasers would get sharpie marks off the tile floor.
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I forgive you Mr. Asshole Client, Dear sir: [01 Oct 2007|01:57pm]

[ mood | geeky ]

Dear Mr. Asshole Client,

First, let me thank you for being an asshole, and treating me like a two-year-old. I'd like to thank you for interrupting my transaction with the client who was there before you and witnessed you being rude and interrupting. I'd also like to thank you for yelling at me and threatening me. I LOVE clients who behave that way. I'm sorry I didn't get the chance to call 911 on you. I'd like to test our system.

Also, let me tell you I'm so sorry that you own a pet. I'm glad you probably don't have any friends to tell about your "horrible" experience here, since you won't be coming back, "all be of" me. It is my right as a person to expect you to treat me with respect and behave as a human being, and to tell you not to yell at me, or to treat me like I'm stupid. It is my responsibility as your pet's caregiver to ensure your pet's medical records are up to date, and had you given me the chance to do so, we could have solved your problems with one quick phone call.

It's too bad that you behaved like such a dick, because we could have taken care of your pet, and gotten him all caught up on his tests and vaccines today, and not wasted your time going elsewhere, and now your pet will have to wait to receive his care. It's also too bad that you have run yourself off of another animal hospital, which I suspect you do on a regular basis. That's ok, you're blacklisted here, now that you have behaved that way.

BTW, it's a good idea to come into a new clinic without having a chip on your shoulder from the moment you walk in the door. At least TRY to act like you're a respectable likable gentleman, and your next visit MIGHT go a little better for you. Good luck at your hospital! I suspect you and the new staff are going to need it.

The bitch you treated like a child.

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Elvis [09 Sep 2007|01:26am]

[ mood | amused ]

Today I forgive whoever is responsible for turning Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" into "Viva Viagra" for a Viagra commercial.

No, that person should be shot. >:)

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[12 Aug 2007|04:37pm]

[ mood | frustrated ]

Today I forgive my friends who still, after several years of knowing them, INSIST on stopping by without calling first. Then, when they get here, I forgive them for letting their 4 year old daughter run wild through my house.

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[27 Jul 2007|10:31am]

[ mood | full of love and forgiveness ]

Today I forgive absolutely fucking no one in the medical world, particularly not that dirty crackwhore Karen, and I do, in fact, hope they all burn up in a random firey explosion sent directly from the bowels of Hell.

I also forgive my insurance company for existing.

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Damn Fools [26 Jul 2007|03:07pm]


Today I forgive the people who wrote this article - except not.
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[20 Jul 2007|09:25pm]

[ mood | loved ]

I forgive my sister for making my mother cry every damn time she comes over. Additionally, I forgive my father for choosing not to speak to said sister and upsetting my mother even MORE, because these are very forgivable things.

Yeah, right.

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[14 Jul 2007|11:15am]

Today I forgive myself for cheating on a crossword puzzle because I dont care if I cheated - its about finishing the damn thing.

Also - I forgive all those people who treat my sister like shit - except I dont forgive them! I hope they burn in HELL!!!
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[21 Jun 2006|10:38pm]

[ mood | tired ]

I forgive my Gay Boy for not calling/e-mailing/letting me know he's alive for awhile now.

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[17 Mar 2006|11:16am]

today - I forgive me - for everything. (but not really)
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[17 Mar 2006|12:04pm]

Today I forgive

the people that owe me money.
My dvd player that has quit working after a mere 7 months
myself for being such a slug.
  ♥   cleanse your soul

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